Queen Noor is cool.

I'm not actually sure if that's how you spell her name, but she's one badass lady. You've gotta respect the whole nuclear weapon deproliferation thing. Well, I guess you don't have to, but I think it's cool.

Plus, she's pretty. And royal, and stuff. I always wanted to be a queen. I think I'd be pretty good at it. "Fetch me more diamonds! Off with his head! Release the hounds! I hereby dedicate this literacy center." And so forth.

I swear, I would know horrifyingly little about current events if it weren't for the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Well, and now Twitter, but that sometimes includes 'real' news.