The world needs more laughter, don't you think? I myself like to bring a little levity to the situation whenever I can, largely through my smartass sense of humor.
(Fortunately, I find myself rampantly hilarious, so that makes it easier on me (though not necessarily the poor sods who have to listen to me all the time). Of course, I am also notoriously easily entertained.)
But I have these recurring wishes for more smartassedness in the world. For example, I don't even know how many times I've been typing in 'hotmail.com' and snickered over the thought that someone should really offer 'homail.com'. (Yeah, like I said: easily entertained.)
But how is it that in a world where every moronic & useless product on the planet has its own website, an email site like 'homail' doesn't exist? I guess that's not really one of those demographics people self-label much. Maybe you could set up fake accounts for annoying bitches in your life, sort of like my idea of 'twatter.com'.
Bear in mind, these would not be porn sites, just venting-about-people-that-need-to-be-smacked-upside-the-head sites.
I swear, I'm not as vengeful as I sound. I just amuse myself by verbally or mentally lacerating sucky people with the worst insults I can think of, then move on.
Anyway, I can't be the only one who has ideas for sites that enable the smartass in you. Anybody have other suggestions?
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